Derp Central V2

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Sun, 13 May 2012 16:57:28 -0400

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WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE. Show us a picture, fucking do it.

Thu, 10 May 2012 11:50:41 -0400

Check Mindonmelody. Derp.

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Fri, 04 May 2012 17:17:30 -0400

You sent this to mindonmelody too

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Fri, 04 May 2012 02:57:30 -0400

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Doesn't asexual mean that you reproduce on your own. Like you are a hermaphrodite?

Thu, 03 May 2012 21:01:45 -0400

not quite

Feminion weighing in on the porn thing. I really enjoy reading erotic fiction first. then moving onto some crazy double penetration porn... lol.

Thu, 03 May 2012 21:01:34 -0400

yesterday, i watched kim kardashians sex tape.

Thu, 03 May 2012 15:24:45 -0400

Yesterday, I grew my wings.

wowowowowowowowowow omg you have two blogs. im dieing. i shall never be bored again. HARAHHH !!

Thu, 03 May 2012 15:24:26 -0400

awesome

I'm a feminion, when I watch porn I usually have three tabs open. I like porn where the girl is getting fucked, and loudly enjoying it. So no les porn usually for me. My tabs: one is a woman getting fucked in front of her husband, another is a couple making beautiful, sexy love, and the other is a dirty looking ho getting pounded by like five dudes. I switch back and forth for a mix of visuals and sound. What gets other minions off?

Thu, 03 May 2012 15:24:21 -0400

The floor is now open. for science.

idk if this has been addressed yet, but asexual minion- if you're sexually attracted to anyone, ever, or masturbate, you're not asexual. You didn't say so idk. But you can be asexual and romantically attracted to someone, which a lot of people might not realize. Don't worry about labeling yourself, just like what you like and let it be.

Thu, 03 May 2012 15:23:46 -0400

it's cool, i'm a girl and i prefer lesbians, because they have more "emtions" in it. I mean, you can become a slut, whore and fuck with the guy, because they pay you, but you become a lesbian because you feel stronger attraction to girls, and we all know, that girls don't buy sluts(mostly only men), so they do have more of the passion and shit in it, than the cheap worthless slut+guy porn. :)

Wed, 02 May 2012 09:00:22 -0400

if i asked you to have sex with me would the answer to that be the same as the answer to this?

Wed, 02 May 2012 04:47:33 -0400

It depends on your age and your person.

Saw Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers tonight. FUCKING AMAZING. Cause I'm freeeeeee, free fallin'!

Wed, 02 May 2012 01:07:51 -0400

On the subject of hands free fapping. Could someone offer me tips? I feel like I couldn't do it without being really obvious, movement-wise. -Feminion.

Wed, 02 May 2012 00:49:53 -0400

can we talk about hands free fapping today? because today in religion, we had some eastern christian priest come in and give us a lecture and i totally zoned out and got off and it was awesome. that was my first time fully getting off hands free. it took the whole hour but im proud.

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:18:37 -0400

I’m proud of you too.

Yes, it is hands free fapping time.

At least until someone comes along with something more important.

So when the post limit craps all done and shit, you'll go back to answering asks on the other side?

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:14:14 -0400

Lol ‘the other side’

Yes.

do you love brad pitt as much as jeremiah?

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:12:49 -0400

Yes, I do. It’s sad that we can’t both have him.

what's your favorite tv show

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:08:06 -0400

I don’t watch that much TV anymore. The cable at college blows.

But when I’m bored I religiously watch Law & Order

hot girls we have problems too. we're just like you. except were hot.

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:07:04 -0400

Don’t be all egocentric on me now.

favorite fap material?

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:05:00 -0400

these asks. all the homo.