Derp
May 2012
37 posts
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE. Show us a picture, fucking do it.
Check Mindonmelody. Derp.
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
You sent this to mindonmelody too
derp
Doesn't asexual mean that you reproduce on your own. Like you are a hermaphrodite?
not quite
Feminion weighing in on the porn thing. I really enjoy reading erotic fiction first. then moving onto some crazy double penetration porn... lol.
yesterday, i watched kim kardashians sex tape.
Yesterday, I grew my wings.
wowowowowowowowowow omg you have two blogs. im dieing. i shall never be bored again. HARAHHH !!
awesome
I'm a feminion, when I watch porn I usually have three tabs open. I like porn where the girl is getting fucked, and loudly enjoying it. So no les porn usually for me. My tabs: one is a woman getting fucked in front of her husband, another is a couple making beautiful, sexy love, and the other is a dirty looking ho getting pounded by like five dudes. I switch back and forth for a mix of visuals and sound. What gets other minions off?
The floor is now open. for science.
idk if this has been addressed yet, but asexual minion- if you're sexually attracted to anyone, ever, or masturbate, you're not asexual. You didn't say so idk. But you can be asexual and romantically attracted to someone, which a lot of people might not realize. Don't worry about labeling yourself, just like what you like and let it be.
it's cool, i'm a girl and i prefer lesbians, because they have more "emtions" in it. I mean, you can become a slut, whore and fuck with the guy, because they pay you, but you become a lesbian because you feel stronger attraction to girls, and we all know, that girls don't buy sluts(mostly only men), so they do have more of the passion and shit in it, than the cheap worthless slut+guy porn. :)
if i asked you to have sex with me would the answer to that be the same as the answer to this?
It depends on your age and your person.
Saw Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers tonight. FUCKING AMAZING. Cause I'm freeeeeee, free fallin'!
On the subject of hands free fapping. Could someone offer me tips? I feel like I couldn't do it without being really obvious, movement-wise. -Feminion.
can we talk about hands free fapping today? because today in religion, we had some eastern christian priest come in and give us a lecture and i totally zoned out and got off and it was awesome. that was my first time fully getting off hands free. it took the whole hour but im proud.
I’m proud of you too.
Yes, it is hands free fapping time.
At least until someone comes along with something more important.
So when the post limit craps all done and shit, you'll go back to answering asks on the other side?
Lol ‘the other side’
Yes.
do you love brad pitt as much as jeremiah?
Yes, I do. It’s sad that we can’t both have him.
what's your favorite tv show
I don’t watch that much TV anymore. The cable at college blows.
But when I’m bored I religiously watch Law & Order
hot girls we have problems too. we're just like you. except were hot.
Don’t be all egocentric on me now.
favorite fap material?
these asks. all the homo.
